Sunday, February 28, 2010

Muddy Waters

I live in a wonderful old house, built approximately in 1930.

Everyone loves it, it is charming and rambling and sunny and welcoming. I adore it, every unique, Craftsman architectural detail. But holy mackerel, is it ever a lot of work. Eighty year old things just are constantly breaking, falling off, falling down or simply sagging. But I figure it just goes with owning an older home.

For example, about once a year I have to have roots snaked out of my sewer line. I feel as though it is a small place to pay for my gorgeous maple, but it is a pain.

In January I used a new plumbing company we’ll call the Incompetent Wankers. The Incompetent Wanker who did the job January 27 left a receipt stating he had pulled out “a lot of roots” (so articulate) and added the promising note “30 day warranty”.

I love a Wanker who can stand behind his work.

However they also charged twice as much as I had ever paid, so I decided not to use them again.

At any rate, four days ago water began to accumulate in my basement. What do I know about plumbing? I assumed my sump pump was broken. The water rose and rose. I called several plumbers who said it sounded like too big a job for them. My friend Peter came over to assess the situation. By now there was a foot of water and my boiler and hot water heater were out.

He found that the sewer pipe that had been snaked just three weeks earlier was completely, totally blocked. And, he added, it was absolutely because the job had not been done properly. He (a repairman) said he would do it, but I had paid them so much money and it was their responsibility, they really needed to come and fix everything.

I called the Incompetent Wankers and they, with ill grace, sent out someone to snake it out again. Sure enough, once that was done the water was gone over night, leaving God awful mess. But I was still without heat because there had been too much water for anyone to repair the boiler before.

I had hunkered down by my fireplace, just putting on log after log to keep warm. Barely warm. There was a blizzard roaring outside.

Friday morning, with the water gone, I called the Incompetent Wankers to come relight my boiler. They sent two guys who walked in my house with a major attitude and it was all downhill after that.

I was, as I always am, nice when they arrived. One of these guys had been the one snaking the pipe the night before and he had to wade through the foot of icy sewer water (although why a plumber answering a call to a flooded basement didn't have waders on I will never know). While he was down there I was standing at the top of the stairs wringing my hands in absolute agony for him. I offered him tea, towels, clean things to change into (which I didn't have but I would have crossed that bridge when I came to it). He knew I was a nice normal person and he acted like one too.

But once his fellow goon got started on Friday, he joined right in. You know, I think that was one of the most upsetting parts of the whole experience.

The other guy started by accusing me of neglecting my sewer system and stated the flood was my fault. He was actually yelling at me. Now I am 5’3” tall, I’m a widow who lives by myself and I have Multiple Sclerosis, so I walk with a cane or walker. I’m not a threatening person. This guy was so unbelievably rude I finally said to him “Don’t you dare speak to me like that.” His response? “Fuck you lady. You want us to fix your boiler then don’t you talk to ME like that.”

Remember I said it was all downhill after that? Well now it sped downhill faster than an Olympic skier.

“Get out you! Just get out. Your co-worker can do the work but I want you out of my house!”

He laughed in my face. “$199 to fix the furnace.” I said “Absolutely not, you people caused this damage and I am not paying you anything.” “Ok, we’re outta here.” He declared, punctuating his statement with “You crazy bitch.”  (An aside: It has occurred to me that I should have kept my mouth shut, let them fix it and then just put a stop payment on the check and advise them why.  But then I wouldn't have had the rest of this entertaining post!!)

By this time I actually had chest pain and was weeping. I was SO cold!!!  They slammed the storm door as they left and I absolutely snapped. I raced (yes folks, raced, me who can barely walk; it is amazing what adrenaline can do) ahead of them in the snow wearing no coat and with nothing but slippers on my feet.  Well, I had clothes on too.  But there was no way I was going to let them go without fixing my boiler.

So…I planted myself in front of their truck and said, through hiccupping sobs, I wasn’t budging until my boiler was fixed.

Crazy bitch? They had no idea what a crazy bitch even was until they pushed me over the edge.

They called the owner on their phones. I called the owner on my phone. Now I have to interject these people have trucks with huge smiley faces on them. Their motto is “Same day service with a smile”. When I spoke with the owner I anticipated some level of customer service.

His response to me: he called me crazy too. And an ‘abnormal person’. OK, granted, I was sitting on the bumper of one of his trucks crying hysterically. I called my son and he raced over. He was conciliatory, trying to work things out, but they gave him the same attitude. They threatened to call the police. I offered to call for them. The owner on the phone, his voice dripping with venom, said “I am going to report you to the health department for unsafe living conditions [that they had caused]. With my connections I am going to fix it so you will be paying fines until you are 100 years old.” I was speechless.

I knew I couldn’t bear being cold for one more minute. I also knew I would not be able to find another plumber that day with the snowstorm. So I folded. I said “Whatever, I’ll pay, just fix my boiler.” But now they said I had to pay cash. And it would be $600. Six hundred dollars in cash. Which I didn’t have.

They had won. I got off the truck and leaned against my fence, crying in the snow. My son once again tried to reason with them, but the Incompetent Wankers took off, driving so fast they fishtailed as they rounded the corner.

My wonderful son put his arms around me and I just cried and cried. Because on top of everything, I was laid off on Thursday. This was all too much.

My phone rang at that point and it was my friend Peter again. I told him what had happened. He said he would be over in ten minutes and he would fix my boiler.

And he did. With a part the cost less than $50.

For a giggle, in honor of my son’s bravery and support:



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0a81GdyUA


And Now I’m Unemployed




I know that organizations are simply panting to hire 55 year old women with Multiple Sclerosis, so I’m sure I will be fine. I base that on the fact the last time I was laid off I was out of work for ten months and almost lost my house and my mind. I’m really looking forward to reliving that experience.

I am trying to not be negative. For example, I still have gas, so I can always stick my head in the oven. See, the power of positive thinking. Massive quantities of vodka and xanax are also extremely comforting.

My friends have rallied around me in a way that truly humbles me. They are absolutely holding me up at a time I cannot do so myself. Through these nightmarish few days my phone has not stopped ringing with offers of moral support and places to stay until I had heat again. My Facebook page has been inundated with messages of encouragement and prayers. My friend Jane (The Witty Ways of A Wayward Wife) actually called me from England to see if I was alright.

I can only ask God to bless them all for their compassion and love.

But I have to warn them not to get too close. I think God hates me and I don’t want them to catch any of His wrath.


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12 comments:

Pricilla said...

You should have called the police.
Idiots.
I can't believe they were so blasted obnoxious.
I'm sorry for what you are going through.
Goat hugs

beth5393 said...

Marie...find a reporter who thinks you are very normal, quiet and demure and have them do an expose on this company.

getting even is the best revenge, and if they lose business because of the way they honored [not] their warrante, they brought this upon themselves.

Barbara said...

Seriously, find a reporter.

Post their name. File small claims. Find out who owns the company.

I can only say that had someone treated me like that, I can't imagine how it would have turned out, but someone would have been hospitalized, and it wouldn't have been me.

I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.
__
Barbara
http://ifididnthaveasenseofhumor.blogspot.com

Jane Turley said...

Pity you didn't have a plastic shotgun...I can just picture you pining those Useless Wankers against the wall, pulling their pants down and saying "Now ****** fix my boiler or I'll blow your balls off!"

Okay, try that next time won't you?

Well done to your son for being there for you and to your mate Pete for being a hero too.

I agree with your friends and get a journalist on board. There's nothing like a bit of sweet revenge to make you feel better:)

Marie said...

Pricilla: I did end up filing a police report. The policeman was so, so nice. He said I should have called while they were there too. Thanks for the goat hugs.

Beth: That's not a bad idea. Call like 7 On Your Side or something and give an interview from my wheelchair. And let them film my destroyed basement.

Barbara: I put in a claim with my homeowner's and the adjuster is coming today. I'll see what he has to say. If it's covered, they will go after the plumber.

Jane: A shotgun!! Why didn't I think of that?!?! Plastic schmastic. I think the real thing would have gotten the job done. Of course, I'd be in jail right now. But they would think twice in the future about messing with a short, crippled widow. lol lol

Thank you all so much for reading and for your support and encouragement. xoxox

bitemyelbow said...

Hi Marie, I am so sorry you had to go through all of this -- we can only hope karma will come around and kick all those wankers in the a**! I am also a fifty something laid off woman with PPMS -- want to be friends??? Anxiously awaiting news from Washington regarding the extension of unemployment benefits/Cobra which are running out for me in the next two weeks. The unemployment rate in my community is 16.9% and since I am such a weeble-wobble no one wants to take a chance on me. Back to you though Missy, keep your chin up and your awesome sense of humor and irony and know that you not only have your real time friends, there are many cyber friends who are rooting for you too!

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Cool , that you are living on a old house. but the problem you should've resolved with the force!

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A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

What a story. How awful. I'm glad you called the police. Good for you. And I agree with the other commenters -- find a sympathetic journalist and go after those people!

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Webster said...

How did I miss this? What a horrible thing to have happened! I'd also let the BBB know about these guys. I'm glad the police were so supportive. And I'm glad that for $50 you got your boiler fixed.

Whatever happened to civility? I just don't understand behavior like that. Really, I just don't.

And I am so sorry you are out of work. That hurts.

Marie said...

bite my elbow: LOVE your name!! Thank you so much for your kind comment. All this support does truly make a difference.

Dream Dictionary: That sounds like something from one of my favorites, Mrs.Shinn. She was doing the whole Law of Attraction thing way back in the 1920's. I am somehow only attracting disasters. I have to realign myself or something.

FishHawk: Thank you! I have been so down in the dumps I have not kept up with my commenters. I will definitely stop by.

Lawyer Mom: {hugs} my friend. Thank you for your good thoughts.

Herrad: Thank you, I will be by. :)

Webster: HI! Yep, it totally sucks. What a mess. Everything in my full basement is ruined. Thanks for the kind words about work. If you can, say a prayer that I find something quickly. Just don't pray the way I have in my post today. lol

Thanks to EVERYONE who left a comment. I love you guys. You keep me afloat.