But it fits, and at this point that is all that matters.
I got it from Fat Ladies R Us and it reminds me a Bob Mackie creation. I never liked Bob Mackie. In this creation I look like Carol Burnett. Except I’m shorter, fatter, have fewer teeth and I have brown hair, not red. I guess that means actually I look nothing like Carol Burnett. I just feel like her. When I put the dress on it feels as though I should be taking questions from the audience and tugging on my ear. Sigh.
|Alright, it's not this bad.|
The most important thing is that Elizabeth has a wonderful day and that is all I want. The fact that I will actually have a dress on and not be sitting in the pew in my underwear will make her very happy indeed.
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