A few days ago, on my way to work, I was behind a pick-up truck at a stop light.
In big letters across the back it said “ALPHA MALE”. Underneath, in smaller letters, it said “Randyman Services”.
Well my jaw fell open. I thought that was illegal.
I was scrambling for a pen and paper to get the number when I realized there was a wet leaf stuck on the lettering. It formed a line that closed the ‘H’. Instead of “Randyman” it actually said “Handyman”.
Phew! That could have been embarrassing.