What length of self imposed home confinement qualifies one to be a hermit? Is bathing factored in to the answer?
Between one thing and another, I am not getting out much these days. Relentless pain has a funny way of slowing one down.
It also has a funny way of making one particularly un-funny. It also has a funny way of making one refer to oneself in an oddly detached third person manner.
Which one am I again?
Prince Charming, Willing and Forbearing has not responded to my proposition as of yet. However, I received multiple offers of adoption from marvelous prospective parents. Thank you all for that! LOL Cats proved to be a deal breaker for an otherwise ideal (and only) gentleman. Although, to be realistic, he also has a Mrs. Ideal. Thanks anyway Crotchety Old Man.
Will I never hear the clattering of hoofs on my front steps?
And now that I put it that way, do I want to? Because with my luck it would be the Jersey Devil. Or those rabid wolverines that are supposed to be so rare in New Jersey. Hah!